Hi there surf and turf fans, my name's Randy De Mamola - the righteous reverend of rear end steering and talking - and this is my official big up of the MotoGP of Catalunya here in Sunny Old el Paso, Mexico.
Seems to me, Randy, that the MotoGP pen pushers, who I'm also led to believe ride Piaggio scooters and are serious front pushers, have decided to schedule in double headed back-to-back raceaways into the race calendar - that is to say the old reverse fixture switch 'round robin best of 2 series mini league. This seems like an interesting ploy that may back fire on the pro-European commies as we all know that Europeans have a poor work ethic and rely on our missile defence shield to protect them from Moscow whilst they are sleeping all afternoon, sipping decaffeinated European weak blend coffee or carbonated olive oil.
Well I took the European filter off my Screaming Eagle America online image bank to check out the geography of this raceway. Check it out over a cool bud for yourself:-
Now I for one, along with the likes of Allen Gaines and Gary 'Budweiser Boss' Collins, know that I know no one is more due, if you do the math, a win this time out than an European rider. But they may be due a win but do they deserve it? The answer is a Randy Negative for sure. I feel for sure that the Screaming Eagle all-American podium lock-out this season is justified and running this Stateline straight through the centre-ground constitution.
I figure that the Europeans, or possibly someone from France, will attempt to draught in some road course ringers to try to dial in the coil bind and front push their two-stokes through the All-Star offensive line. But our boys know how to come first – we had the first man in space so taking victory here will be like taking candy from a baby.
I do have a Randy Concern though – and that's for John 'Hopkins' Hoppers – or Hoppers as I like to call John 'Hopkins' Hoppers for short for sure. John, or Hoppers, was correctly employed by the non-Milwaukee team Kawasaki to turn them from a no-name college-league company into something known from outside their European home. However in order to succeed first they need to succeed. And for sure I'm sure that they're supplying John, or Hoppers, inferior parts causing many breakdowns and this is not acceptable. To rectify this they need to look at America and aim to build their stead with the outright indestructible build quality of say a Buell or Chevrolet.
Randy's big race prediction
1st Sheriff John Hopkins
2nd Young Nicky Haydenaway
3rd The Texan Tornado
Constructor: Mr. Perkins of the Goon Docks
MVP: Rusty Wallace
Okay guys it's time to open the nachos, kickout the sour-cream and head back down my pitlane boulevard to sheriff the GP State from the ribbon-hogging insurgents.
Keep it on the island guys, deep on the sunset walkway and for sure altogether Stateside.
Randy #2